These are the facts.
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
"God! I am so sorry, Margaery. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big LESBIAN crush on you!"
Cersei Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via
"I did it for the Vine."
Petyr Baelish, A Storm of Swords (via